I like the holidays. The tacky commercialism, the Doctor Who Specials, the music, they are all great but the best part is the food. Yes, the food really makes it all work. Thanksgiving gets us warmed up for all the prime rib, crab, shrimp, candies, pies, rolls, chocolate and butter. During Christmas you can put butter on your cereal. That's the kind of magic that happens.
If I had been a Who down at Who Ville I would not have been so forgiving to the Grinch. It would be one thing if he took and planned to eat it but destroying it? That is something beyond my ability to comprehend.
The one thing I don't like about Christmas is picking out gift for people, but I don't mind buying them. In order to make it easier for those who have to buy me a gift I have decided to post a list. Most of these items are in the $20 dollar range.
1. One $20 dollar bill or Two $10 Dollar bills, or more if you wish. I promise this money will only be used for good.
2. Babysitting
3. A dress shirt I can were to work. Please nothing in pastels, all white, or overly bright colors. I have found it easier to sneak out of meeting early if I wear colors that don't draw to much attention.
4. Tostos Smooth an Creamy Dip with Santa Marie Chips. A link of the exact product is provided.
http://www.fritolay.com/our-snacks/tostitos-smooth-and-cheesy-dip.html
5. A nice Scotch or Brandy - no bottom shelf stuff.
6. Cheetos
7. Nice Running socks. Size 9
8. Cadbury Chocolate, Carmelo are my favorite but really anything these people do is great.
9. In the Shadow of the Temple. I don't really want to own this documentary but I would like to see it. http://www.intheshadowofthetemple.com/buy/
10. Itunes gift certificate
Buy the way if someone wants to rake the hordes of leafs on my lawn, I would happy count that.
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Hahaha! Is this so your wife doesn't have to ask you what you want for Christmas? Or does your mom check out your blog? You can expect a small bag of Cheetos from me. ;)
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