Friday, May 15, 2009

Saturday, May 9, 2009

Swine Flu

There has been a lot of talk in the media about Swine Flu, which turned out not to be what I imagined it would be. However, the media has failed to properly warn the public about another virus. I have some rare and shocking footage of the effects of the virus in this video.



It scientific name is Pullus-Sanderitist. Pullus is Latin for Chicken. Commonly it is known as "Col Sander" or "KFC" Disease. It has three stages. First the victim has an overwhelming desire to eat fried chicken. Second, the victim starts talking like Fog Horn Leg Horn, and dressing in a white suit with vest and black tie. During the third stage the victim moves to Kentucky only to discover KFC was started in Utah. The victum in the video was deep into stage two. The only known cure is mixture of hamburgers and root beer, which must be applied before stage 3, as Root Beer is not very popular in Kentucky. This is why KFC has teamed up with A&W.

Just an FYI.

Glorieta Pass

Last week I drove 24 hours to sleep in the woods. It was the annual reenactment of Gorieta Pass in New Mexico. I don't really know why I do this sort of thing, but I do. I attended with these three gentleman.They are all fine traveling companions. On the way down we visited some elaborate Plueblo Ruins.
I ended up getting captured by these three guys. Yes they are US troops and their impression was superb. The thing I like best about Glorieta is it is like being in a spaghetti western. They spoke mostly Spanish. I was shooting at them and the guy in middle pops out from behind a tree with a pistol and starts shouting at me in Spanish. Of course I put my hands in the air and said "No shoot-o, I surrender-o, Me prisoner-o." They seemed to appreciate it. If I could speak Spanish I may have deserted.
I sure am a happy guy aren't I.

The strangest part of the tripe was this sign.
I have nothing to say about it, just I just thought it a bit suprising.