I would like to post more but for some reason have lost the zeal. So here is another half hearted attempt.
I beat the old NES Double Dragon. That's right, after 20 years I finally did it. All it took was my kids ability to drive me insane to cause me to seek zen by beating the living crap out of 8 bit people. 2 Math Degrees, completing a horrible 2 years as a mission, having a job that allows me to create my own schedule, nothing compared to this momentous achievement. I think I will get a cake.
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