Friday, October 9, 2009

Things I don't Really Understand

This is a list of things I don't really "get" or understand.

1. Margarine - I know it supposed to be better for your heart, but butter is truly one the greatest inventions of mankind. Butter turns the boring and tasteless into a kaleidoscopes of pure joy.

2. Fat jokes - I am an Eagle Scout and to be honest the only thing I gained from the entire experience was a long list of fart jokes. Actually it is really only one joke with a number of subtle variations. No cleaver Jokes about Empire, Flags, Cakes, like the link below, just fart jokes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAOLOGGftTY

3. Why my 2 year old enjoys walking around with his pants around his ankles. Really, everyday I come home he come walking in with his pants around his ankles all smiling and happy to see me.

4. Why am I obsessed with Dylan Moran? I think I have seen him in everything he has done.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1v5slCZj8A

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