Swine Flu

There has been a lot of talk in the media about Swine Flu, which turned out not to be what I imagined it would be. However, the media has failed to properly warn the public about another virus. I have some rare and shocking footage of the effects of the virus in this video.



It scientific name is Pullus-Sanderitist. Pullus is Latin for Chicken. Commonly it is known as "Col Sander" or "KFC" Disease. It has three stages. First the victim has an overwhelming desire to eat fried chicken. Second, the victim starts talking like Fog Horn Leg Horn, and dressing in a white suit with vest and black tie. During the third stage the victim moves to Kentucky only to discover KFC was started in Utah. The victum in the video was deep into stage two. The only known cure is mixture of hamburgers and root beer, which must be applied before stage 3, as Root Beer is not very popular in Kentucky. This is why KFC has teamed up with A&W.

Just an FYI.