U.S.S.R.

I recently decided to travel all the way to California in order to pretend to fight for the old Soviet Union against Nazi Germany. Why did I do this, well, I am not really sure. I even learned a classic song in Russian which was no small task. I also got to see the inside of a T34. Of all the impressions I have ever done, Russian was the most convincing. For some reason I can really sell Russian.