My Alien abduction Story

About three years ago I was participating in a Civil War Reenactment in New Mexico. At about 1:oo in the morning I got up to go to see a man about a horse. It was pitch black so I just found a tree instead of trying to find a port-a-john. So I am standing there doing my thing. The next thing I remember is suddenly waking up. It was quite a bit latter, just before dawn. I think it was about four or five in the morning. People where starting to get up and make coffee. Also there wasn't a tree with 25 feet of me. It took me some time to find my bed roll again. I felt really disorientated and a little weak and sick. I have this really vague sense of being in a room covered with walls covered in something like tin foil only much darker. I also remember a number of dark shapes moving around, and clicking sounds.

I am pretty sure I was abducted by Aliens. I don't really mind that much because they left me a coupon for a free small frosty at Wendy's as well as one of those punch cards for Jamba Juice that only needed one more punch on it. On the back they had written, "See you later Alligator ... Love The Aliens."